Fr33kman vs. the Dread Barsoom

Title: Fr33kman vs. the Dread Barsoom
Artists: Fr33KoolAide, Darth Drekko, and the Keystone Kops
Composer: Phil Gernhard, Dick Holler and Barsoom Tork Associates
YouTube: Snoopy vs. the Red Baron — The Royal Guardsmen

Achtung!
Jetzt singen wir gemeinsam die Geschichte
Über Fr33KoolAide, die Funkadoodle von Dysfunktionalität
Und die lästigen Barsoom Tork vom MIT

After the turn of the millenium
In the theatrical arch of the proscenium
Came a liminal drama never seen before
Like the silent scream of a lunatic war

Eins, zwei, drei, vier ....

Up came a scare like a runaway train
Barsoom Tork was his avatar name
Range-blocks tried and range-blocks fried
Now they're scattered all over the countryside

Ten, twenty, thirty, forty Keystone Kops
The meddlesome Tork was engaging their mops
Valiant Bureaucrats tried to end that spree
Of Barsoom Tork of MIT

Left, two, three, four ....

In the nick of time, a hero arose
A fr33ky lookin' d00d with a big fire hose
He raced into the scene to stop that runaway train
But Barsoom shot him down "Curses, foiled again!"

Ten, twenty, thirty, forty Keystone Kops
The meddlesome Tork was engaging their mops
Valiant Bureaucrats tried to end that spree
Of Barsoom Tork of MIT

Now, Fr33kman had sworn that he'd get that dork
So he asked the Great Steward for a trident fork
He challenged Firelion to a juicy food fight
And while Barsoom was laughing, blocked him late at night

That engineer quickly
Switch-tracked his trains
He tried every route,
But ran out of domains
Fr33kman blocked once
And then range-blocked twice more
And that meddlesome academic
Was again shown the door

Ten, twenty, thirty, forty Keystone Kops
The meddlesome Tork
Was engaging their mops
Valiant Bureaucrats tried to end that spree
Of Barsoom Tork of MIT

Well, ten, twenty, thirty, forty Keystone Kops
Were bound and determined to pull out the stops
Valiant Bureaucrats tried to end tha spree
Of that meddlesome academic from MIT

CopyClef 2011 Phil Gernhard, Dick Holler and Barsoom Tork Associates.
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